an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles
by madferret September 19, 2010
Get the fat paddles mug.Originally created as a discrete warning code for women to explain why they are cranky or unreasonably upset. It describes the bloated and uncomfortable feeling that a woman has when she is having her period. It has also become a phrase that tacked on to the end of a self absorbed rant to indicate that you know you are being stupid and silly, but that you feel like hell nonetheless.
"My life is going nowhere, I am so unmotivated to figure out what to do about it. There is nothing I want to eat in the house. And I'm fat."
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Get the fat tongue mug.A blowjob that sucks so bad, the girl has to finish you off with a handjob. Named after fat freshmen college chicks that have no prior blowjob experience.
After an hour of sloppy dick licking and barely sucking on the tip, the night ended with a fat freshman.
by Birdman77 July 7, 2010
Get the Fat Freshman mug.-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.
Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.
The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.
Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.
Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
by f'd January 2, 2011
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*me wears crop top*
Abbey*2 seconds after walking into the locker room*: I can see your fat rolls falling out of your shirt
Abbey*2 seconds after walking into the locker room*: I can see your fat rolls falling out of your shirt
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