thumb song

A song which you know and love and sing into your thumb as if the thumb were a microphone.

American Pie, Jesse's Girl, Margaritaville, and I got friends in Low Places are all great thumb songs.

by Lynner67 January 7, 2008

Tourette's Thumb

A condition, found in some video game players, where one's thumb performs an action within the confines of a video game that is not only inexplicable but results in mildly hilarious mistakes leading to a failure of a mission or objective.

"Why did you shoot me instead of the flag carrier?"
"I have Tourette's Thumb, man, leave me alone!"

by RavingArmy February 9, 2010

Thumb me

Encourage a friend to send you a SMS on their cell phone/mobile. The thumb being the key finger used in texting a message.

Mary thumb me the details once I finish this cell phone call.

by el cee June 21, 2007

Rule of thumb

Originating from the Middle East, this refers to a father trying to penetrate his daughter with his thumb in order to assess whether she is ready to be married off. If penetration is impossible then she is not ready for marriage.

As a rule of thumb, Samira thought her father was somewhat unpredictable.

by Achmed1977 April 24, 2009

Thumb sucker

A guy who is actually an idiot, geek, goofus, stupid and behaves like a dumb.

Joe is such a thumb sucker, he still plays with marbles.

by Lean January 8, 2004

Thumb Of Discomfort

when you yell out "THUMB OF DISCOMFORT" and swiftly lodge your thumb deep within another persons asshole and you suprise the hell out of them. If you miss and hit the cheek the person might thing your gay and not ghey

me: *sneaks up on someone* THUMB OF DISCOMFORT!
someone: huh??
me: *SHOVES*
someon: OMFG!

by onge October 31, 2004

Poop Thumb

when you stick your thumb in your anus and when you take it out, there is a large quantity of fecal matter on your thumb. You then proceed to chase your friends around screaming poop thumb.

i know an Asian boy who once stuck his thumb in his anus and had a poop thumb

by mr. abc123d4 May 14, 2011