Triangle Potato

The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.
"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"

"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"

"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
by Galloway February 26, 2008
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Runner's Potato

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.
At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
by Pfu May 20, 2010
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rat potato

Yo Bella was being such a rat potato today!
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Potato Computer

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much
be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer
by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021
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Potato's Journey

Potato's Journey is a book series written by two good boys named jon and elias. It is a good series about a potato named Bob.
Someone: Do you want to hangout today?

Me: No, I'm reading Potato's Journey.
by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019
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Potato Plug

Kath: This potato plug is so hot.
Konner : Are you sure could use a potato I plug as well.
by Shaggy Dill September 09, 2019
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Epic potato

Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
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The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
by The Church of epic potato February 17, 2020
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