by kramerwannabe November 3, 2021

by SkyeDiamonds September 7, 2022

the sweetest, most intelligent, kindful, and helpful human being that always makes sure that you always feel loved. roger is a blessing, and is always online ready to talk with you. roger will always be here for you, and he’s waiting for you to text him. hes patient, and he’ll wait years for you to come back. he’s more than just a friend.
by totalasskicker69 July 16, 2022

Roger Spy is megastar and living legend. He is often credited for having invented the word “the” and most of the English language. He’s a health freak, when he is not drinking gallons of ‘margarytas’. He’s obsessed with blueberry Alpro yogurt and is a world renowned Michael Jackson ambassador. Rumours have it that he is dating Cher and Theresa May, but alas Roger Spy is a very private man. Above all, he cherishes his friends and his large penis. Having attended masturbation school and graduated with honours, Roger Spy is a man of peace.
Fuck me…Roger Spy!
Only Roger Spy would pull this off.
That Roger Spy sure can dance!
Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?
That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.
Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!
I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!
That was so good Roger Spy!
Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
Only Roger Spy would pull this off.
That Roger Spy sure can dance!
Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?
That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.
Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!
I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!
That was so good Roger Spy!
Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
by Fenway Bergamot November 21, 2021

by percyjacksonjasongrace25 July 27, 2023

by humps69 May 22, 2009

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
(Auto reply from email account)
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011
