Muddy Wank

The act of using faeces as lubricant while masturbating.

John decided tonight was as good as any other for a muddy wank.

by WrongForLife August 29, 2019

Muddle

A puddle of mud that is frankly...disgusting.

"Ahhhhhh! I just stepped in a muddle! Now I have mud all over my shoes. My brand new shoes! It's like a puddle--BUT IT HAS MUUUUUUD."

by Verona September 16, 2008

Muddy Lizard

When a males cock is Covered in feces after having anal sex

The definition of "muddy lizard"

by Analfun2 July 8, 2012

Mudding

sex with a person of a darker skin color than you.

Chloe Kardashian went mudding with Lamar

by mordorman45 June 9, 2012

muddle

a dirty word used to describe many sexual acts usually fornication between two consenting adults.

"ooohh baby im going to muddle the f**k out of you tonight!"

by fela January 4, 2007

Muddy point

A muddy point is when the head of a man's penis is inserted into a woman's anus. The muddy point is derived from the assumption that the head of the penis is representing a point and the anus is muddy.

Yo Chris, I hit the muddy point last night when I was with Samantha.

by Dr. Muddy March 16, 2009

mudducks

First cousin of methmites

He was running from the meth mites and mudducks after Raymond turned on the tweaker tube

by Muddy Water January 27, 2021