Midnight kuala

When you litter a man’s boat with condoms in stealth.

I did a midnight kuala last night it went good.

by Magic tiger May 17, 2022

Midnight Rose

A prostitute. A hooker. A lady of the evening...especially one who receives funds for services provided.

Derived from the 1923 song of the same name.

"Change Your Ways, Little Midnight Rose"

by Jrestes927 February 15, 2013

midnight love

Someone who you love more than they love you. This person may hook up with you (specifically at night) but doesn’t want to pursue an actual relationship with you. This person may not want anyone to know you guys are hooking up and may make require you to keep it a secret. Usually a midnight love will be someone who’s your number one but you aren’t there’s in return. Commonly midnight loves are one sided and for the soul purpose of sex.

I guess i’ll have to settle for just being their midnight love.

by taurus7 May 30, 2023

Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing

Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021

midnight

the middle of the night

"It's never midnight in God's ass hole."
"When the night was half-way done, it was midnight."
"I smoked a joint at midnight"

by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020

Midnight Squally

When you participate in an Anal Rain Dance at 12 A.m with Filipino hookers.

Guy 1: hey how was you’re business trip to the Philippines ?

Guy 2: It was great was great! Went on a couple Midnight Squallys, if you know what I mean.

by SL4T3R May 6, 2018

Midnight Palm

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.

Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.

by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020