A term used to describe a young male who spends eccessive amounts of time with his girlfriend, as opposed to spending time with his friends.
Guy 1; "Is Dave coming out tonight?"
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".
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Get the muff mug.When a females pubic region is covered in thick "puffy" pubic hair and derives pleasure from another individual slapping her pubic and vagina region with their hand and/or object in order to achieve excitement. This in effect makes the muff puffy.
Hey Johnny, did you know your ex-girlfriend Cindy likes getting gaped open and muff puffed while screwing?
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You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
by Peter L. Harris October 15, 2010
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