White Mallot

When a dickhole gets clogged and the tip of the dick fills and becomes swollen with puss and ejaculate. It can be painful and extremely uncomfortable but some seek this condition for sexual pleasure.

Jared got home from work and discovered the source of his discomfort was a large White Mallot condition.

by Phmann March 1, 2020

The Malloy challenge

A challenge in which a person drinks 2 shots of wood alchohol, eats 3 under cooked oysters in the span 1 minute and go outside during winter

Jack: hey, have you heard Mat did the malloy challenge
David: yeah but he didnt even finish it

by Priest of Chin-Chin April 20, 2020

The Mallory Effect

When a man dates Mallory for a few weeks or months then when she tries to break up with the man they suddenly love her.

Mallory: Ugh, I tried to break up with him, it wasn't even serious, and he just claims that he "loves me!!"

Friend: It's the Mallory effect!!!

by coocoo bop December 9, 2020

squish mallow

They are the fucking spawn of Satan, they may look cute but DO NOT TRUST THEM

Squish mallows are fucking trash

by kaneki ken's wifu March 24, 2021

Zalo malo

Its a mytologi about a lama Where the lama is the lord over man kind and it is the lord of war

I belive in the talles of zalo malo

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Mr Malo

Mr Malo(Also known as Emjejac)
Some Hispanic 15 yr old guy who makes random gaming videos (even though hes not that good at them)
And that guy

Me: Hey do you watch Mr Malo?
Friend: Mr Malo? Who is that?
Me: you don’t know who mr malo is 🤦 ♂️
He’s literally the best youtuber ever Ora Ora

Mr malo: that guy

by Juggabuns April 2, 2022

Samo malo Samo malo

The literal translation of this sentence is "just a bit just a bit", but the actual meaning is to just shut up for a moment, because the person saying it can't concentrate at the moment.

Person 1 : Haris can i talk to you for a second.
Person 2 : Give me a minute.
Person 1 : It's really really importan-.
Person 2 : Samo Malo Samo Malo.

by HakaizDzungle April 14, 2023