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UW-Madison

A "public ivy league" school for douche bags, who think that admittance to this school automatically means they are the most brilliant people to walk the planet. Really the only admission standard is arrogance. If you have a near Kanye West arrogance level, welcome to UW-Madison!

Overly hyped with not much to back it up, there are better schools than this one; unless of course you are looking to develop a alcoholism. Then you are in the right place.

The campus is poorly laid out, with building scattered all over downtown Madison. The class sizes are ridiculous, and forget about having professors that actually give a damn. Madison itself is a very pretentious city. Filled with "arty" wannabe's and liberals. Really Madison, let's get over our fascination with State Street- which is just a bunch of overpriced stores and overpriced "ethnic" restaurants; and let's not forget the endless number of homeless people that line the streets. It's a hippies dream!
He goes to UW-Madison?

Yeah, he's a really douche bag.
by ThomThom22 February 16, 2009
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madison

an ugly fat ginger bitch who fucks everyone shes very fat and also has madileg she has a saggy vagina. resembles a wizard sleeve and/or a clown car. park a truck in that mother fucker. tends to have a lot of freckles but cakes them with makeup that is tan even though shes as pale as a kkk hat and/or casper the ghost. too many pimples for even someone who works at mcdonalds.im not sure how she gets any guys because shes a grundle choe
yoh look at that piece of shit with saggy skin under her boob she must be a madison
by blnkt August 6, 2011
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One of prettiest people in the world but claims that she is natural. She constantly makes girls feel insecure and bad. Overall she is nice but lies about being natural. Her songs are pretty good tho.
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When one party knows another party's plans in advance, and makes an appearance at the second party's location with the sole intent of ignoring them and trying to impress French girls.
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Madison

Can have many personalities in her life but she always stays by her friends no matter what and can always keep a boyfriend she always gets the cuter ones to like her once they take a glance at her they basically have a spell on them they shouldn’t let her go unless they don’t know anything about having a girlfriend she is one of the best people you will meet so if your her boyfriend or best friends or even friends keep it that way for as long as you can like in real life she had tried to keep her boyfriend David but he had left because of her mom
A life story of a girl named Madison
by Mads❤️ December 19, 2017
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