Fuckbuddy with an emotional complex towards you, often portraying flaws of a "wife" or "husband", the level that comes after lover.
Bob:"After we fucked for three times, she started acting like she was my lover or something."
Bib:"....You're married."
Bob:"Yeah, that's the part that made it suck."
Bib:"....You're married."
Bob:"Yeah, that's the part that made it suck."
by Prez March 22, 2004
Get the lover mug.1. (Most common) A slightly, strange/weird or insecure white guy who is considered unattractive by white women, and made fun of by other white males. His only option is to go after the white man's easiest target. In HIS case this would be an Asian female (usually not a hot one), these girls love white guys and will practically fall in love with any white guy who talks to them. This white guy usually has male Asian friends just so he can feel like he is the "biggest" when in reality his dick is the same size as theirs.
2. An old creepy white guy who loves young Asian girls fresh off the boat from Thailand or The Philippines. This man will sometimes travel to Asian countries because he knows that’s the only place where he can get laid, even though he must pay for it.
3. A non-Asian male or female (usually white) who for some unknown reason loves Asian stuff, culture, and only dates Asian girls/guys.
4. A non-Asian male or female who admires Asian culture and loves Asians for who they are.
5. A rich white guy who could have any girl he wants, but only goes for the Asian girls because he loves that tight Asian pussy.
2. An old creepy white guy who loves young Asian girls fresh off the boat from Thailand or The Philippines. This man will sometimes travel to Asian countries because he knows that’s the only place where he can get laid, even though he must pay for it.
3. A non-Asian male or female (usually white) who for some unknown reason loves Asian stuff, culture, and only dates Asian girls/guys.
4. A non-Asian male or female who admires Asian culture and loves Asians for who they are.
5. A rich white guy who could have any girl he wants, but only goes for the Asian girls because he loves that tight Asian pussy.
Asian guy 1: Hey look another white guy with his Asian girlfriend, that’s like the third couple I have seen today!
Asian guy 2: Haha yeah white girls won’t even look at him, that’s why he only goes for Asian girls, he knows that’s all he can get. Those guys usually like to prey on the ones who barely speak English, that way it’s even easier for them to get in their pants.
Asian guy 1: God damn these days so many white guys are Asian lovers.
Asian guy 2: Haha yeah white girls won’t even look at him, that’s why he only goes for Asian girls, he knows that’s all he can get. Those guys usually like to prey on the ones who barely speak English, that way it’s even easier for them to get in their pants.
Asian guy 1: God damn these days so many white guys are Asian lovers.
by TruthTellAll December 9, 2008
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Get the Losers & Suckers mug.One who psychotically behaves as if everything is abuse or mistreatment of animals, defending them from people for little to no reason and often going to extremes in doing so; anifiscative
Some animal-lover screamed "CALL THE POLICE" when she found out that I hadn't given my dog a bath for a couple weeks.
"NEGLECT! MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE," my animal-loving mom hollered at me when I told her I had left our bird home alone for a couple hours.
When some animal-lover on Yahoo Answers informed me that she was going to burn down my house and key my car if I ever yelled at my cat again, I just laughed my ass off.
The animal-lover next door reported us to Animal Control for leaving our miniature shnauzer outside for the evening in 60 degree weather, claiming it was much too hot for our dog.
I was accused of being an animal-lover when I told my baby sister that she should give the Turtle to a family who loves it and to go fuck herself because she didn't play with it for 2 days.
"NEGLECT! MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE," my animal-loving mom hollered at me when I told her I had left our bird home alone for a couple hours.
When some animal-lover on Yahoo Answers informed me that she was going to burn down my house and key my car if I ever yelled at my cat again, I just laughed my ass off.
The animal-lover next door reported us to Animal Control for leaving our miniature shnauzer outside for the evening in 60 degree weather, claiming it was much too hot for our dog.
I was accused of being an animal-lover when I told my baby sister that she should give the Turtle to a family who loves it and to go fuck herself because she didn't play with it for 2 days.
by GiaMcCornville April 26, 2008
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by Sunshine June 14, 2004
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