I'm Just Toastin-logic

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I'm just Toastin-logic

by Postago October 6, 2025

Pub Logic

A warped method of reasoning and debating technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are used at the expense of actual evidence. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs."
Harry: "That's a bit of pub logic!"

by Ant1234 November 8, 2012

Alex Logic

Lacking sense or sound reasoning. Usually seen in very small children or those named Alex.

The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.

Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"

Everyone else: "Alex Logic"

by Alex Logic August 23, 2021

meatloaf logic

1) Coversation filler: sentence enhancers used enrich a boring, agonizing conversation.

2) Story fillers: The extra crappy filler episodes in your regularly scheduled programing to fill the gap an give the producer and team time to make more awesomeness.

3) Coincidental occurances created to link two or more completely contradicting together.

1) Mike's grocery store trip sounded more interesting with meatloaf logic.

2) Jen scoffed at the 5 episodes of meatloaf logic wasted on explaining Hero's after learning off the changing
alliances...again.

3) No amount of meatloaf logic can account for the number of 1-year old Christmases that Maggie Simpson has sufferef through.

by p jones October 22, 2013

Conner Logic

Conner logic is when somebody does somthing back

Hey you hit me that means I get to hit you back hey that’s conner logic

by EverythingBen April 2, 2023

Logical Smackdown

Seeing a concise yet brutal correction of stupidity using only the facts.

Michael: "Woah, this person on the internet said that vaccinations cause Autism. Time to give them a logical smackdown."

by michaelpbitcoin June 15, 2021

Logicity

noun
1. The logic behind something.

2. The credibility of a thing.

Checking for logicity

by Felicity Gummy November 24, 2020