Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

Heather Lay

The Karen of all Karen’s. Psychotic Band mom

Don’t be a Heather Lay.

by HelpYoNR October 6, 2020

lays

Bag of flavoured air.

dude 1: IM CHOKING
dude 2: i got lays dont worry
dude 1: thanks bro

by easasa July 26, 2022

Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.

Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck

by AnalFan January 12, 2020

Flat Lay

A flat lay is a picture taken from a birds eye view of a collection of items laid out on a flat surface.

Also another name for the Missionary Position.

Dude, flat lays are boring!

by Kei1309 July 15, 2019

Snake laying

When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.

Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.

by MortySmith0316 June 4, 2025

lay dome

To beat the crap out of someone by either punching or kneeing their head. Also, to knock someone flat out cold.

I'm about to lay dome on this punk right here for hittin' on my girlfriend.

by Jack McGiver April 15, 2008