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Lauren Conrad 

Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!
Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
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Lauren Called 

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.
How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.
Lauren Called by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010

laurynsky 

Laurynsky is a kind, loving, smart,cool,popular,annoying,deep voiced,young man.
Laurynsky is smart
laurynsky by ll_thegawd January 25, 2017

Lauren marie Fry 

the awesomest red-head you will ever meet.
I know Lauren marie Fry

larynodickngitis

swelling and irritation (inflammation) of the voice box (larynx) that is usually associated with hoarseness or loss of voice from having to much dick in your mouth..
Trey: Ey, you know Gertrude lost her voice, I bet she has a cold! :(
Darian:Nah, she lost her voice because she give good head, she got larynodickngitis.
larynodickngitis by Foxy Boxy 12 August 10, 2012

Larynginas

An awful disease that is contracted through eating bad pussy. There is currently no known cure.
"Man did you hear Tim's voice?" "Ya man he went down on Bridget on Sunday at Burning Man and caught the Larynginas!"
Larynginas by Needle point October 7, 2013
Sexy ass nigga with a large ass penis. he is known for smoking diamonds and he be slayin like a rl mofoka. If he catches u slippin u better get that mouf rdy. cos this nigga will break your jaw with his enormous pickle. He a pro at Dog in a bathtub.

this nigga should be called Laurino Bilzerian
Hoecatcher? Laurino Bilzerian fam.....
laurino by Laurino Fucking Bilzerian November 20, 2016