lane shaming

The act of, in your mind, shaming the vehicle in lane 3 of a 4-lane motorway (when there’s no other traffic) by overtaking them and immediately with no indication pulling in to lane 1. Whilst passing, give them the Look of Shame, the one that says “You can’t drive, you cockgibbon, and you’re probably in lane 3 because you have a third puffy nipple.”

- How was your drive to London?
- There was a right cockgibbon in a turquoise van, sat in lane 3, tweaking sommat.
- Did you give ‘em a decent Lane Shaming?
- Fam, I Lane Shamed ‘em to the n-th level of Hell… Aldershot.

by Dogburster November 20, 2023

Abbie Lane

Abbie Lane is the hottest girl ever. It was once said that Abbie Lane walked into a room and all men and women fell to the floor to worship her. Abbie likes to move-it move-it. She also voiced all three of chipmunks. She once found out the secret to being so sexy and it’s said to be buried deep in the hills of Monaghan. First to find it wins K-Dawg

I love Abbie Lane so much she’s so hot

I wish I was Abbie Lane. She is everything to me.

by Lolofronnin January 28, 2024

Gay lane

Gay lane is lane who is gay.

“Hey have you heard of gay lane?”
“Oh yeah! I heard he’s dating (whoever tf lane is dating)”
“ Oh! I didn’t know he was dating (whoever tf lane is dating)”

by Syddaer April 8, 2023

left lane manager

Driver who rushes up behind you while you’re driving in the left lane on the highway and rides your ass until you move over to the right.

Uh oh, got a dickhead left lane manager on my ass, better move over before this fucktard barrels into us and kills us.

by creedlawofwny July 8, 2023

Relapse Lane

The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.

Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”

Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”

by Nofunwhentherabbithasthegun👈🏼 July 10, 2023

Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023

Get in the left lane

If someone asks you to get in the left lane they want to engage in sexual intercourse with you

You should ask that really hot guy if he wants to “get in the left lane”

by loopssjahiiol August 21, 2023