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Junkie

Originally derived from the 1920’s when heroin addicts would sell scrap metal & junk for drugs. In 2021 the term was attached to Coronaphobics who perpetually jabbed themselves who sold their soul to the elite.
I’m a junkie. I’ve just had my 41st jab!”
by Pass Judgement December 11, 2021
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Junkie Whore

1.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, providing there is a vague possibility of gaining access to an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

2.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, while under the influence of an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

They are impulsive and self-serving sociopaths, liars, and thieves, who generally are not smart enough to successfully manipulate anyone using charm or wit, so they mortgage the orifices of their bodies in an attempt to divert the payment of debt using traditional means.

Regardless of their selfish nature, they are often too drunk, high, clumsy, stupid, lazy, and weak to be capable of harming anyone in any substantial or meaningful way, but they still can’t be trusted to be left alone around drugs, valuables, or teenage boys.
I hope Jason is not still seeing that junkie whore from the Metallica concert.
by Líákuieka Jävértt December 16, 2021
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Junkie

X._.emz._.x (junkie)
Emz you are a junkie”
by your a goth December 29, 2021
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Content Junkie

An addict who perpetually consumes dull content in video games and movies. They climb aboard the hype train each year and are thrilled to receive the half-baked, steaming pile of dog shit products they were misled to buy. They develop amnesia so they can continue to cope with the copy and paste mechanics, repetitive side missions, and terrible storylines that have been re-hashed to them over and over again. A good story means nothing to them, all they want is mind-numbing special effects and action sequences. They do not consume because they want to, they consume because they need to.

The saying “wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle,” is a concept that is very alien to them.

Not to be confused with a normie because this individual is an addict.
“Dude, did you see the new Far Cry trailer? Holy shit it looks so good! This year is stacked! We’re gonna get Madden 22, COD Vanguard, Battlefield 2042, and a new Assassin’s Creed!"
"No, I'm not remotely interested in games made for content junkies."
by Giant Dousch February 12, 2022
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dirty junky

One who will rub fecal matter all over their genitalia whilst proceeding to have sexual intercourse anally.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear that Maddison is a dirty junky?
Guy 2: I knew she was a freak!
Guy 1: Tell me about it!
by BeanerWoman October 3, 2021
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Junkie

Someone who shoots drug into their arm!
That junkie josh ayala needs to die with his AIDS already! Hes a piece of shit.
by Chelserie hehe October 30, 2021
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Funky Junky

A terrible stench emitting from your junk after long bouts of no showering or bathing.
Hey John you’ve got serious funky junky, take a shower man!
by SmittenKitten1531 September 8, 2021
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