Jordan, Minnesota

Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.

Jordan, Minnesota has a dark history.

by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012

Jordan River

A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.

someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.

by mk614 December 23, 2011

flipping jordan

Noun- When a person ( Male or Female) is both a top (dominant) or bottom ( passive) in the bedroom.

Noun- Jordan is a unisex name so therefore "flipping jordan" can be used for both sexes.

Created in Pittsburgh ;)

(sitting across the street at the coffee shop)

T: Hey do you think that girl that is about to walk into the bar is a top or a bottom?
A: She's definitely a flipping jordan....

by Tmacn21 June 3, 2011

male jordan

Large dick

Male Jordan has a large dick

by Male jordan October 17, 2017

jordan ott

he is my dad.....

That is it.... He is my jordan ott

by dytfugiyfugh October 3, 2018

Felix jordan

A man with a small willy and no friends

Felix jordan has a small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Michael Jordan

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot

Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again

by edgepotato January 14, 2007