Jona

Jona is a crazy Aries girl

WTF is Jona doing she's CRAZY boyyyy

by gaiastk_ November 21, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig

David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.

by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.

Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!

by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021

Jona

The most marvelous human being that has ever existed

Jona

by Tralalaa November 25, 2021

a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay

That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "

by nou69420 January 15, 2020

Jonas

An idiot who does not know anything, possibly the dumbest person in a certain country, mainly in southeast Asia.

Jonas, so rare I could turn dumb!

by Shit dog man April 6, 2020

Jonas

Jonas can mean boring or angry because he sits like monky

You are such jonas

by Jamy vardy April 6, 2020