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Jon

Jon is often an under-appreciated name. Many other urban dictionary definitions claim that Jon is a hoe, a player, just a complete shitbag. I say otherwise because my Jon is a very caring, ambitious, handsome, young determined man who will succeed in life.
Oh my Jonnyyy boy!!! I love you!
by asianchiccaa01 January 28, 2021
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Jon Miller

The most American lovin person in the USA. The ultimate nice guy that’s always going the extra distance and living a fun life
Wow, you’re a real Jon miller. You love America!
by Jawesome316 February 1, 2021
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Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021
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Jon

Jon is a great person.He truly cares about you,he will never let you down and he will always try to make you feel happy when you pout.He will sometimes make fun of you but he will then try hes best to cheer you back up.Deep down in his heart he cares deeply and loves you unconditionally.Treasure him forever and dont take advantage of him because he will be hurt.Dont depend on him either.Be the best person you can to him and make sure not to affend him.He will love you no matter what,as friends or more.
jon-your so annoying
you-i know

jon-sorry not sorry,go frick urself man
by fire_fox553693 February 25, 2021
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jon fave

leah cornell is the biggest jon fave ever. no one else
by jonfaves.com March 1, 2021
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jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!
-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.
by JTOX4D March 3, 2021
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Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 19, 2021
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