armless John

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.

C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!

by mconhero April 08, 2009

Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

John Ritter

an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company

rest in peace john

by Admir DeMondo December 24, 2003

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

by Andrew Stone August 10, 2007

John Mcafee

Jesus Christ of the modern era

John Mcafee died for our sins, but his spirit is still running in the background.

by Zeke_Yeager June 23, 2021

Tha John

Another name for a vape pen, usually a disposable esco or elf bar.

Fiend 1-"Yo, you got tha John?"

Fiend 2- "Hell ya, wanna tap?"

Fiend 1- "Hell ya."

by Teanboy89 February 12, 2023

Cucked by John

What happens when your main man just steals yo girl.

Damn, Spencer just got cucked by John!

by Amews March 08, 2017