jerk Cobain

to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth

Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.

by mglange March 4, 2016

campfire jerk

Circle jerk around a campfire to extinguish the fire

The boys and I all campfire jerked after the fire to end the night

by openwound May 14, 2015

shircle jerk

A shircle is a mishapen circle that's not quite an oval. Thus, a shircle jerk is a mishapen circle jerk.

Bro, I had the best shircle jerk last night with my friends, No Homo!

by Pocket Master 37 September 4, 2015

Mean jerk

He who is meaner than most daily.

Reid is mj2med; you are a mean jerk

by Jerkee October 31, 2011

Jerk-Burglar

Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!

A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!

by Bishnuu October 11, 2022

netflix and jerk

When you try to Netflix and chill but she jerks away from the D

Cara is such a slut. I had to Netflix and jerk with her.

by Inc3st_g0at August 2, 2016

closet jerk

Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

by Caaulolo September 16, 2020