a funny, quiet guy who gives good rides in bed and therefore is sometimes referred to as a cowboy. A guy who is fun to talk to in person but sometimes is boring to text. has yummy popsicles that are great to lick when it gets hot. also has a huge dick and brags about it all the time. is quiet but can be very cocky at times
girl #1: "omigod, last night was so amazing"
girl #2: "girrrlll, how did it go??"
girl #1: "he gave such a good ride, what a Jake Goodman"
girl #2: "girrrlll, how did it go??"
girl #1: "he gave such a good ride, what a Jake Goodman"
by poopface123 July 24, 2012
by eatyoass January 18, 2019
Jake (제이크) is a member of the boy group ENHYPEN. Jake is known for his Australian accent that ENGENE can't stop listening to. There are literally so many reasons to love him <3
by poo poo head #3 February 22, 2022
Best guitarist you havent heard of, with the exception of Tim Reynolds.. Jake plays in the band Umphrey's McGee, a touring band, plays hundreds of shows a year, and very quality musicianship.
by dmbumphreak July 22, 2009
He is very short, Jake plays way to many video games and he is overweight. Jake likes to jerk off a lot, like, too much.
by Leo1800 December 19, 2016
Really ugly, pimples everywhere, can be a real jerk sometimes, ugly,ugly,ugly poop but he smells very nice
by Maemalloy March 30, 2017
An annoying person who most of the time will be friendly but on the inside, he's laughing at how much you trust him and is just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
"God he's such a Jake. I was gonna go to his house to hang, but when I got there he started throwing eggs at me.
by Kolab November 08, 2019