Get Jade

When a person of minor intelligence tries to say that a person got owned.

"I like having fun at night"-so does your mom...get jade

by Majorinttelligent June 14, 2010

Jade Withers

a Jade Withers is a superstar wannabe, or it can be used to describe a penis. A Jade Withers can also be used in terms of sex positions or as an alias. Most people by the name of Jade Withers are sexually orientated and get drunk in beach parties, they usually go for English \ Irish men and ginger people. Be cautious of Jade withers as they can be aggressive.

example 1 ''look at the size of my Jade Withers''

Example 2 ''is it me or is she a Jade Withers?''

by L.K.Rowling June 28, 2010

jade stone

To describe something or someone offensively.
Looks similar to a raccoon.

Ex. Ew, that girl is Jade Stone.

by Panduhhh May 8, 2008

Jade forde

Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.

A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.

"Are you okay?"

"Fine"

"Okay then"

'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'

"Nobody likes 'jade forde'

by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014

Jade Mccgovern

A jade mccgovern is a fat slut. She has little friends and is often found alone watching doctor who. She is probably the saddest girl you will ever find, she is always eating or wearing short skirts.

Have you seen that Jade Mccgovern, who would date her?

by nooo nameee April 6, 2015

better then jade

Chicken nuggets bitch

#LingLingForTheWin

Jade tried to be cool one time....
This was so funny that it's soo true that Jordan is better then jade

by Yasss lingLing May 15, 2015

Roni-Jade

A sweet ol' girl who makes the homeboys fall in love.

She is always there for people and makes everyone smile.

She is beautiful.

I want to be like Roni-Jade

by Fralana August 14, 2016