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minute rice

Cheap, easily installed, easily breakable, and somewhat tacky and gaudy vehicle modifications. It looks like a great amount of money went into modifying the car to the untrained eye. But to people who are good at spotting cheap and gaudy mods, it looks tacky.
"Hey, dude, check out Lee's car! He has chrome spinner rims, a coffee can muffler, LEDs under his chassis, chrome license plate covers, his bumper and spoiler are chrome wrapped. He also has LED valve covers, and chrome wipers!. All that rice must have cost a lot of money."

"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."

"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"
by Ollie Churpuzzi September 12, 2020
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jerk rice

Jamaicans took dried meat - jerky (or jerk for short), they added it to Asian rice, and gave it an name using English, they called it Jerk Rice.
Jamaicans having since ate it for a few centuries now accuse anyone non-Jamaican/non-black whom uses it as culturally appropriating it
😂😂
by AnonDoxy August 20, 2018
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Rice-Dyke

much related to a Weeaboo, a Rice-Dyke is a woman of 1st world/Non Japanese origin. Such as Europe, America and some other parts of the world. They are completely sucked into Japanese Culture. As well as the Japanese Language, butchering the beautiful language. Typically buying Japanese candy off the web, Rice-Dykes are not afraid to walk out in cosplay, as well as get tattoos from their favorite anime.

If you see one run far away.
1.) "Hey Gavin, where's your girlfriend?"
"Oh she's over there watching her weeb shit."
"Oh my goodness, what fucking Rice-Dyke."
Girlfriend: "OwO senpai >.< Don't say that :3 xD!!"

2. A man and a women are arguing over the phone. The woman thinks that the anime, "Boku no Pico" was better than "Death Note".

Man: "How fucking dare you soil Death Notes name?"
Rice-Dyke: "OwO but Boku so exciting cx!!"
Man: "We're breaking up."
by Subtle Succ July 1, 2019
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Rice Scooping

The Art of Rice Scooping is when you cuff your hand and scoop someone’s breast, this is mainly a dumb game guys do in the locker room.
Rice Scooping is when you cuff your hand and scoop someone’s breast.
by RiceAssassin June 7, 2019
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rice steamer

A (almost always) white guy that dates asian women. They are stereotypically effeminate and go for them so they can feel manly compared to their slim physiques and thigh pussies(for obvious reasons), and/or far-rightists that reject white women on the grounds that they aren't traditional and "burn the coal" and cheat, while asian women are more submissive.

Analogous to coal burner and oil driller
1:Is that John with is Viet girlfriend?
2:Yeah, dude was cheated on by his previous girlfriend
3:What a typical rice steamer
by Glitchy Mob February 16, 2018
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Lil rice

lil rice, often know as Evelyna. Grandaughter of original rice, Carolyn. Daughter of Sandy. Sister of an older brother and a middle elf, know as dobby. He hides in bushes behind snapchat. She likes sing, because. She can block any noise from the middle elf. She dances to kick butt from older brother. Her father, professor at university. MIT.
hi lil rice
hi
bye
bye
by pun.queen January 9, 2019
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Rice cak

When your broke as fuck so you’re stuck eating some shit food u found at the bodega for 50 cents
Man that was one terrible rice cak
by Ricecak April 26, 2021
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