by pot_toker420 June 18, 2004
when you are fingering a girl with four fingers and you then proceed to use your thumb and rub her clit with it while gobbling like a turkey
by John Diack December 28, 2007
Bum hands refers to hands that smell of fecal matter, usually the result of using an inadequate amount of toilet paper coupled with a failure to wash the affected hands.
"Because he lacked bathroom hygiene, the stench of Mr. Watkin's bum hands permeated the room."
"Not only did Mr. Watkin's burp and fart repeatedly, he also had bum hands."
"Not only did Mr. Watkin's burp and fart repeatedly, he also had bum hands."
by Waller B. March 17, 2008
the sudden spasm of the typing hand on the keyboard, causing a jumble of random letters, usually done when a person is bored chatting with someone online, or to avoid a question or difficult situation
Example of a hand seizure used in a situation:
Olivia- "Hey Mark"
Mark- "hey"
Olivia- "so i think we should talk about the 5 grand you owe me"
Mark- "asethjabn rgn aeut"
Olivia- "what did you say?"
Mark- "ryoiyotykyu,ldtjmduy,"
Olivia- "i'll be sendin you an email"
Olivia Clark has logged off
Mark Mcdreckor has logged off
END CHAT
Olivia- "Hey Mark"
Mark- "hey"
Olivia- "so i think we should talk about the 5 grand you owe me"
Mark- "asethjabn rgn aeut"
Olivia- "what did you say?"
Mark- "ryoiyotykyu,ldtjmduy,"
Olivia- "i'll be sendin you an email"
Olivia Clark has logged off
Mark Mcdreckor has logged off
END CHAT
by Demon Bat October 13, 2010
1. the hand you use to back-hand pplz with
2. the ability to keep yo hoes in line
3. something sean connery has
2. the ability to keep yo hoes in line
3. something sean connery has
by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 05, 2010
by Krug August 29, 2006
by Chonger donga April 20, 2005