Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.

Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.

“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone”

by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023

fuck cuss cone

A fight ring that concludes with all contestants having oral sex

Person A: did you see the fuck cuss cone last night on tv
Person B: nope, bro, I was there in the crowd

by FlopEaredFuckrr November 22, 2018

New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.

Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

cum cone

when you smoke a cone then have a wank and cum in the cone piece and leave it in there for the next cone.

im gonna have a cum cone tonight

by Pusspinch October 3, 2022

cone muncher

A sick cunt that destroys monster cones.

Old mate has just ripped the fattest cone in existence and it did nothing. What a cone muncher

by Cone muncher March 31, 2024

superman sprinkle cone deluxe

What you order when you want to try something new at the local ice cream shop.

I'll have a Superman Sprinkle Cone Deluxe please.

by anonymous July 16, 2024