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Club Hands

The uncontrollable arm motion that happens to guys at the club, always resulting in feeling a girl up while on the dance floor
Yo, bro, did you see me go all club hands on that hottie? She has a nice rack!

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Ewwww that juicer went all club hands on me on the dance floor, I had to smack him!
by LGjohnsonDave May 2, 2010
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Club Rats

Club rats are those FIT girls walking back into the freshman dorms on 27th street with faux fur and short skirts around 2am/3am. You can also find them coming back into the dorms sometime during the morning in their same club outfit, with their makeup still on point.
*me and friend waiting for insomnia cookies at 2am*
Friend: Hey look the club rats are coming back.
by jackboxpartygames November 20, 2019
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vortex club

A club in schools that mostly consists of spoiled/rich/popular people
i cant believe they added a stupid vortex club to school
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sex club

a club where people go to have sex
he held onto my shoulders as we walked into a building. i was read to take off the blindfold from my eyes.

i was shocked when i took off my blindfold to see multiple groups of people having sex. it was a club, but not a normal one.

“it’s a sex club you said you wanted to try new things”
“maybe this isnt so bad”
we walked around and i looked at an older couple having 69 sex on the bar.
next to them, there was a threesome happening.

i felt my panties dampen and my nipples harden up.

“fuck me”
i sat on a counter and my spouse ripped my shirt off of my chest. i wasn’t wearing a bra, i never know when we’re going to have sex.

he grabs one breast in his hand and the other in his mouth. a sharp breath is released from my mouth.

with a moan, he lifts my skirt and immediately begins to lick up and down my slits through my open crotch panties
my moans fill the room and i can feel him breathe in.

he plunges two fingers in and i scream. i cum.

i turn him onto the bar and put my legs by his mouth and my mouth by his dick. i suck him up and down as he eats me out.

i scream in beautiful pain when i feel something jab it’s way into my ass. a male stuck his cock in my ass.

my boyfriend is fine with it, turned on by it even.

we fuck for hours in the bar.

halfway through, a girl sitting on my face after my man has too many orgasms.

we fuck
and fuck
after the many hours of fucking we decide to wrap it up. but we plan “book clubs” every tuesday and thursday. cant wait.
by ohyespleasegodplease December 13, 2021
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Bun Club

The bun club is a exclusive club for those with buns in their hair. All types of buns count, mini buns, small buns, large buns, messy buns (messy buns are the best).
"Imagine not being a part of the Bun Club, what a loser."
by Soybean Studios October 30, 2020
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Biscuit Club

A group of friends that are awkward, amazing and original . Free thinking people who live for each others friendship.
Those guys are so weird.
-Yeah that's just the biscuit club.
by HonBiscuit August 31, 2014
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Hellfire club

Person 1: Hellfire club supports satanic behavior

Person 2: No it isn't? It's just a school group
by Freak 🎸 July 28, 2022
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