Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022

Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.

Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.

by Solemnityy December 29, 2019

Net-lay

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).

I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.

by mhmhmh March 27, 2009

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Lai

Lai is a young girl that so so so beautiful inside and out, cool like she's "rocky-yow-rock" and the other kind are soft-hearted and nice, smart the way she has, HOT, creative and the funniest ever! She has literally a weird and can't explain humor and she's a different person. Mostly are depressed like suffering from pain but, "Oh I'm pretty so nevermind hmm!" And just playin on the radio with loud volume while dancin. She loves to walk like going there here there here there.

"Yay Lai."

by justs0meon3lovesU November 26, 2021

Lay belt to ass

Used in conjunction with an action, often merking someone using a firearm on GTA:World.

Redacted says: If you show face here I will lay belt to ass.

by paz April 4, 2025

Lay the pipe

Something John Boyega says about Finn (played by him) fucking Rey (Daisy Ridley) since Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) dies and she has no man.

It’s not about who she kisses but who eventually lay the pipe.

by The Rise of Skyschmitter January 2, 2020