Poop Hop

The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.

After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.

by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015

Hop on the Isle

Slang term for rough gay sex, usually in the form of a large incest orgy.

"Yo dude, wanna Hop on the Isle? Sure bro, once my Dad gets home."

by lesterlesty August 3, 2022

Rock-Hop

A combination of Rock and Hip Hop
A heavier hip hop with more rock tones

Novas music isn't Rock or Hip hop, Kind of a combination.. Rock-Hop

by YandereAria_ February 24, 2021

Hop on apex

internet slang for having aggressive, gay oral sex

John: Hey man, wanna hop on apex?
Steve: nah man, I'm exhausted from last time

by greased up roadhog October 20, 2022

Sister Hopping

the act of flirting, expressing interest, having sex with, or dating one sister and then expressing interest, flirting, having sex with OR dating the other. Levels of interest don’t have to be the same for both sisters for it to be considered sister hopping. It is an extremely odd practice and one that neither of the sisters involved typically find flattering in the slightest.

Sister 1: oh my god, Alexander totally asked me on a date last night
Sister 2: oh no he didn’t! He has been flirting with me all WEEK!

Sister: oh my god! He’s sister hopping! GROSS!

by prettymami011 December 4, 2019

Hop on warzone

Slang commonly used amongst gamer males which are intending on self harming typically withing 30 minutes of saying the phrase

"hey man wanna hop on warzone? Maybe today will be the lucky day."

by Cutting May 3, 2021

hair hop

When yo hair has so much volume you look like an eighties stand up comedian.

That girl is so fine and she got hair hop

by Candle wax May 26, 2017