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hockey

The most physical sport ever. Challenging, fun, kicks other sports' asses. Best when played on ice.
Elsi:Where were u?
Janelle:Hockey practice, u?
Elsi:I was at practice 2!
Janelle:What do u do again?
Elsi:Volleyball
Janelle:psht! loser, ain't no sweat in volleyball!
by P. Janelle. N. May 13, 2005
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Hockeytown

The Cup's coming back to Hockeytown this year.
by wings fan March 15, 2003
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honey shot

On TV during sporting events, when the cameraman zooms in on the pretty girl in the stands, usually when she's bending over showing cleavage. Common during summer sports like baseball, but also during winter sports when the game is played in a domed stadium.
Voice of control room supervisor: "Camera three! The chick in row 18, section F! Quick, zoom in tight! Ah, that's it! That our honey shot for tonight!"
by Bigplanz September 24, 2004
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honey daddy

A Honey Daddy is a renaissance man, well to do- hard working gentlemen that loves the company of curvaceous ethnic honeys and doesn't mind giving an allowance to be in their company. He is not rich or wealthy, but he makes very good money, is financially sound, may have investments (a house or two), nice car and always handles his business. He will spoil the lady he's with, if he has the means to do so and is never selfish.

Known to be highly intelligent, commonly younger than 55 years, generally handsome and usually wants a discreet meeting at a nice place, like a 5 star hotel lounge for drinks or dinner, possibly frequents high end night clubs, maybe mixes business while traveling with pleasure bleisure and will invite his honey date to accompany him at his expense. He is a fan of the honey dating model of honest disclosure for mutually beneficial relationship dating through a reputable agency (ex. Tulips Envy) Not to be confused with a whack sugar daddy... this guy is evolved and his game is always tight.
My honey daddy is flying me out to Vegas to have dinner at Tao and dance the night away. I'll probably lay by the pool with a margarita while he's in meetings.

I'll pay you back tomorrow, I'm getting my allowance today. I'm going on a date at French Laundry with my honey daddy and he will take care of me.

I'm headed out to my honey daddy's corporate Christmas party, do I look ok? Its at the New York Met Museum.
by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019
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Honey pot

A large black woman, usually chased as a trophy
Man, we had a competition to see who could get the biggest honey pot
by Andrewhofs September 13, 2017
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dyke hockey

Often referred to as field hockey..more commonly dyke hockey references the alarming number of "dykes" playing this girl eat girl butch sport.
"HEY..let's go play some dyke hockey!"
by Jennifer A. McNeil March 14, 2009
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Hockey Mom

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
by craziest mofo January 20, 2009
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