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Asian hooker

they'll do what you want...
"Come, you asian hooker! Lemme stuff this peanut butter down you!"
...."Yes, master."
by dabadabadabadabadaba January 24, 2011
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hockey

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks
fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"
by Jade May 13, 2005
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hackers

They see what a normal user cannot see,
They can do what a normal user cannot,
they have no leaders, no real friends,
they are...

gods of the interwebs!
hackers are so cool, I want to be one!
by iAmQ January 8, 2010
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Hooker Bomb

Variation of the "trucker bomb." A projectile spent rubber. While it need not be filled with baby-batter and fresh from a hooker's mudflaps, the following criteria must be met: it must be a condom, the reservoir must be filled with some sort of suggestible fluid, and it must be tied off. Also, the tosser should yell "HOOKER BOMB!" before throwing it at some unsuspecting bystander. The person throwing the hooker bomb should avoid condoms with spermicide if he wishes to write something on said bomb a la "Fat Man" or "Big Boy."
Oh man, that "hooker bomb" had AIDS written all over it. With a sharpie marker.
by Sam-Rod March 7, 2007
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Hooker Tooth

A nigger so low class you cant even call him a nigger.
Hey, bro, check out that hooker tooth over there talking to sweet puddin gigolo. aw man what a hooker tooth! Stop stealing mah shit, hooker tooth!
by pseudonym is my name! July 23, 2010
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pot hocket

A pot hocket is when you forcefully insert your dog into your blender and then set your blender on fire, while chanting "POT HOCKET" loudly. Also a form of soup.
Man, did you hear? Jimmy pot hocketed his dog.
Belinda set about preparing her kitchen for pot hocket.
by Nuebuekuemue September 13, 2017
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hooker

A woman who is wise above others in the art of sexual satisfaction and love. In ancient times, these women were considered to be priestesses and were given their own temples where they could teach their art to others for a large sum of money. These women were highly respected and cherished for their extensive knowledge of lovemaking/giving, and their spiritual understanding.

Later, the christian religion would have a great negative effect on these women's lives, mostly because the spiritual beliefs of these cunt-lovin' cultures were pagan (a big no-no to chiristianity). as christianity spread, people started to see sex as a sin, and the priestesses were slowly blacklisted. today, this christian idea of sex as a sin still stands, and hookers are now considered criminals.
that hooker is one strong, cunt-lovin' individual.
by panda!panda!panda! April 14, 2006
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