Goon

Well a goon is a bad ass person, someone you want to be like. When I think of goon I think of Le Rue aka Cruz <3

"Wow he's a goon !"

"oh you mean like Le Rue "
"yeah like Cruz "

by Christina Goonin July 7, 2012

Gooned

To be drunk, intoxicated off alchohol

Look at him hes so gooned right now.

by giggly boy September 3, 2025

Gooning

A Bahamian slag for shining

Bui my car is gooning under the sun

by 242 to da world February 1, 2024

female gooning

Watching or reading porn in public or in private without masturbating and getting turned on is considered female gooning. You’re basically edging yourself in public. You don’t touch yourself or it’s not considered female gooning.

Ew Robert caught Becky G in class again she was in front of the teacher reading 50 Shades of Grey. She was totally female gooning!

by Yonkers69999 February 8, 2025

Rot Gooning

To goon while also rotting in bed for an extended period of time

Alternatively:

To goon while, during, or after the consuming of brain-rot.

These the type of gains you get from rot gooning to lele pons all week.

by Keef Girgo March 3, 2025

Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024

Fire Goon

Fire fighter, typically a volunteer that shows off and doesn’t know how to do anything of value.

Mike: Did you see that Fire Goon run up to that car fire with no helmet on, makes us all look bad.

Dan: What a faggot

by Foxtail ranger November 24, 2021