goon rock

A crack rock that has been smuggled in someone’s butt hole without any covering. Leaving residue of feces on the drugs.

Don’t smoke that, thats Ryan's goon rock!

by RoofBaby June 17, 2024

goon stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point where you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid."

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

by fapaddict November 26, 2023

Goon toons

Pornographic animations. They're often watched on a PSP or 3DS, but can be viewed on many other devices.

Yo, man! Put on the goon toons, not that Cocomelon or Skibidi Toilet shit!

by b453dw0rdw1z4rd June 25, 2024

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024

Goon

A really pretty douche bag

Callum is a goon

by Wonderbread123456 July 25, 2017

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual

Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"

by anonymous November 12, 2023

Not winning the gooning contest

when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest

person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest

by Curry john stone September 12, 2024