Fucked Over Retard Drivers

ford driver that cant drive

"out of the way, you Fucked Over Retard Drivers! I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

by 1957 dude May 25, 2008

fucked up daisy

A term used to let someone know what they have just said is seriously fucked up.
Origin from; Girl, Interrupted.

Kate: "I would have sex with an 80 year old man."
Monica: "That is fucked up daisy."

by kablamsam December 19, 2008

shower fucked

when your water in the shower goes cold,due to some one else using another tap in your house, which in turn effects your water.

john: i hate it when my mum does the dishes while im having a shower and my water goes cold. friend:dude you were totally shower fucked haha.

by chucknorris vs elton john June 29, 2010

He fucked me with a toothbrush

This is when someone gets a wet toothbrush (preferably a vibrating toothbrush) and stick it up their nasty ass coochie hole, and act like their being fucked by a daddy

HE FUCKED ME WITH A toothbrush!!!

by Coochie Police June 1, 2018

fucked up

When you drive 8 hours to see your girlfriend and she doesnt wanna drive 2 hours to pick you up

so lauren, you would rather have me not come see you than you drive to pick me up?
"ya thats right"
wow thats fucked up

by wet metal April 1, 2008

fucked a dog

Totally screwed up; performed exceptionally poorly

"You lost the Johnson account?? You fucked a dog this time!!"

by rararajaj October 23, 2003

Fucken Fucked

When something is truly and really fucked. Worse than fucked.

Commonly referred to as the "Double Fuck"

Mother fucking fuck, that shit is fucken fucked.

John : Yey I left my winning lotto ticket on the bench.
Rob : Dude I just cleaned the bench into teh fire.
John : Man you are so fucken fucked now!!

by AaronTodd July 25, 2006