ford fucker

When someone loves fords a little too much

Person 1 - what is that guy doing over there
Person 2 - he is what some people call a ford fucker

by Dr.Snake53 July 11, 2017

Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.

Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!

by Breaduck November 2, 2020

Jump-Fucker

A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.

Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?

George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.

by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016

Drug Fucker

A person who has used many different drugs at the same time.

Did you see Dirty Mike last night he was high off of everything he is a real drug fucker.

by Bwebb May 25, 2015

Wind fucker

Wind fucker is someone who doesn't do shit and isn't helping at all so he is just standing there fucking the wind.

Why isn't he helping, what a wind fucker.

Look at your score you wind fucker, start playing.

by Potator December 26, 2019

Freshman Fucker

A senior who likes to go for the freshman thotties because they cannot get any other pussy. Their counterpart would be a Senior Smasher

Bret is such a Freshman Fucker!

by injaculator101 May 9, 2019

Crinkle Fucker

A person who is attracted to the elderly.

Nasty I bet you would fuck those crinkles, crinkle fucker.

My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a crinkle fucker.

by TruNak October 27, 2019