Florida 

A place where crazy crimes happen

A Florida man was caught last week for throwing dildos at crocodiles and at children.

Florida by anonymous March 13, 2019

Florida Pipe Cleaner 

A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner

Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve

Florida Pipe Cleaner by Mike7493 April 9, 2019

florida pinata 

N. When a person hides drugs inside their body
Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)

Yo dude, did you hear about Mark's party last night? He got a Florida pinata! Everyone was wasted!

florida pinata by Dynamopa April 15, 2019

Florida 

Florida is a state with a variety of people, you have crackheads, heroin babies, and retarded drunk people.

So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.

Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.

You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.

So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)

You wont regret coming to Florida. :)

Florida by 6ix9ine's gay son April 17, 2019

Florida 

Americas basement where all the weird shit happens

Florida man arrested for jumping on a horse and riding it out into a hospital while saying "I HAVE AIDS!!!"

Florida by Toast_Is_Good_Fam13 May 2, 2019

florida flopper 

Florida flopper is when a person shoots up some heroin that has a bit of fentanyl in it and flops about on the floor until someone relieves with some narcan, the paramedics come, or they die. If they are female and they just go unconscious from the Florida flop they may end up penetrated in any Orphus by one or more of the guys in the room or a female with a foreign object.

Tina woke up from her Florida flopper with a koi up her anus from coy trying a dirty coy on her.

florida flopper by Lee Derange September 26, 2019

Florida 

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"I fucking hate Florida."
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Florida by TheSuperTsar October 6, 2019