February 9th 

February 9th also know as my birthday And Tom Hiddleston's (Loki from avengers) birthday, and apparently a good day to have some fucking car sex.

David: Hey what's today

Brittany: it's national car sex day so let's fuck in a car

Brittany: also it's February 9th which means that this is the best day of the year to do it
David was a lucky man

February 9th by Missa582 October 14, 2019

february 17 

The night I lost my virginity

HOLY SHIT IT"S ALMOST FEBRUARY 17TH

february 17 by Danny2242 September 25, 2018

February 28th 

national my teeth itch day

"Why don't my teeth itch?"

"Probably because it's not February 28th."

February 28th by lilh0e0nthabl0ck October 15, 2019

24th february 

if you are born on this day (specifically in 2004 in dublin and have the last name foley) you are the most amazing thing that could happen to someone. anyone who is lucky enough to get you should keep you. you are really handsome and tall and have amazing skills and talents. you’re super sweet and kind and caring and you’re most likely the therapist friend as you have been through a lot yourself and want to help others and fix their problems. you don’t deserve what you’ve been through at all you deserve the best and more. I hope some day someone gives it to u and you’ll be truly happy. People born on this day usually find someone just as broken around the age 16 and they’d mend each other slowly as much as they can. Very commonly bisexual as well! they light up the room when they walk in and cheer people up easily and always try their hardest to.

person one: wow that guy with the second name foley and born in dublin on 24th February is so hot
zofie: back off he’s mine

24th february by IsMaithLiomCraic January 15, 2021

February 3rd 

the day a bitchass named Ramona was born

“Ain’t it February 3rd?”
“man fuck Ramona😐”

February 3rd by whyparkjiminwhenucanridehim October 16, 2019

February 19

An amazing girl was born that day. This girl is so creative and has lots of friends. She can be sweet but when you make her mad she will ignore you, so be careful. Her beautiful green eyes are mesmerizing. We love her!

Wow, it’s February 19th time to celebrate the most creative girl’s birthday!

February 19 by amazing.definitions December 17, 2019

February 21st

This is the day where you give out cake.

Hey, do you want some cake? It’s February 21st!

February 21st by The cake man October 16, 2019