fat muzz

A derogatory term for an overweight, stinky dorito eating idiot.

Bro I was walking down to the servo and I saw the fattest fat muzz ever. It smelt like straight shit.

by Muzzatron September 26, 2017

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and I'm fat

Originally created as a discrete warning code for women to explain why they are cranky or unreasonably upset. It describes the bloated and uncomfortable feeling that a woman has when she is having her period. It has also become a phrase that tacked on to the end of a self absorbed rant to indicate that you know you are being stupid and silly, but that you feel like hell nonetheless.

"My life is going nowhere, I am so unmotivated to figure out what to do about it. There is nothing I want to eat in the house. And I'm fat."

by Illustrator February 3, 2004

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fat tongue

thirsty or dehydrated to where your tongue feels like it's taking up your whole mouth.

Macie, I have fat tongue. Lets go get something to drink.

by yoshmacang September 26, 2009

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Fat-a-pillar

-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.

Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.

The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.

Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.

by f'd January 2, 2011

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Fat Freshman

A blowjob that sucks so bad, the girl has to finish you off with a handjob. Named after fat freshmen college chicks that have no prior blowjob experience.

After an hour of sloppy dick licking and barely sucking on the tip, the night ended with a fat freshman.

by Birdman77 July 7, 2010

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