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emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
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Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.
"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"
by Edwina rose February 17, 2024
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Emotional Damage

A joke made by a famous YouTuber known as Steven He
Caused mainly in Dhar Mann videos
by ReyHar1 February 20, 2023
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Emotional Support Baseball

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.
Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023
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emotional baggage

Named after "something heavy that you carry around wherever you go," this term refers to unresolved negative emotions and past experiences that continue to affect a person's present life and relationships.
She realized that her emotional baggage from previous relationships was holding her back from truly connecting with someone new.
by Emotional Cruiser August 7, 2025
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Emotional damage

u lost a game...
and the game coders are dumb
and your emotions get damage
oh fu** HOW THE HELL DID I LOST ALL MY FRIKING SCORE AND WHY DID THAT MOTHERFU**ER TAKE MY SCORE, THIS STUPID A*S GAME

Emotional damage
by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023
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