When your snorting illicit drugs out of a female’s asshole, and you sneeze blowing all the product into the air.
by Jt king February 7, 2018

by Stegebeard August 6, 2016

Ew! He is Nasty crusty dusty!
by chase . March 26, 2021

A dusty stromer is when one performs oral sex on an old woman using one long, continuous tongue stroke from the top of the anus all the way to the top of the clitoral hood & back.
Timmy met Agnes at bingo, they hit it off, went back to her nursing home and he gave her the ol' dusty stromer. Said his tongue picked up everything in a 12" radius, he's still washing his mouth out.
by Billy Shakespeare VIII June 21, 2021

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.
"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

an absolute dump truck of an ass, like we're cardi b, nicki minaj status. you know the want to hang with but you won't bring home to momma.
by Krysstall April 22, 2021
