drunk amy

Drunk Amy is a thing of beauty and the only the entertainment you’ll ever need on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling her chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼

Drunk Amy is my favorite!

by Inkedmomof2 September 25, 2017

Drunk Deaf

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and the more you drink the louder you talk & the louder the music gets.

Drunk1: It's too loud

Drunk2: (yells) What!!

Drunk1: Ah mate your Bloody drunk deaf

by Honeypotter June 16, 2016

sober drunking

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk

cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.

by bubbles_2319 January 22, 2018

Drunk on lemonade

When you listen to Beyonce 'Lemonade' one too many times.

"Damn i'm in love with Beyonce right now...Drunk on lemonade"

by ItzManhattan January 16, 2017

Kendra Drunk

When you literally drink yourself retarded and regret everything in the morning but have no memory of it

Holy Shit I got Kendra drunk last night...

by K_is4_Kool January 30, 2017

moon drunk

Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic

Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?

Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!

You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk

by Shasake December 13, 2019

Drunk over

When someone drinks so much the night before that when they wake up that person is still drunk.

"Dude that party was insane last night right!?"
"I know man I'm still drunk over!"

by Espo10693 December 4, 2012