When referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don't.
Joe: " Hey man, can we try the melon?"
Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."
Later...
Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."
Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."
Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."
Later...
Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."
Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."
by smk89 April 15, 2009
Get the Hookah Douche mug.A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.
by booo-yah December 16, 2004
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John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...
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by KillerByte October 18, 2004
Get the Douche Baggery mug.1. Von Douche, a phrase when spelled in the same font as "Von Dutch", appears frighteningly similar. This particular phrase is often sported on t-shirts, by people that despise those who wear "Von Dutch" apparel.
2. How a Technocrat or Neo-Globalistmakes fun of a Junker or citizen of Holland.
3. A noun used to describe one who wears clothing that has "Von Dutch" written on it.
2. How a Technocrat or Neo-Globalistmakes fun of a Junker or citizen of Holland.
3. A noun used to describe one who wears clothing that has "Von Dutch" written on it.
1. "I bought a awesome Von Douche shirt online, freakin yuppie hag at the bank flipped when she saw it! I love making fun of people who wear Von Dutch!"
2. "So I opined loftly to this landed aristocrat, 'What is your say? von Douche?'. He obviously didnt invite me to the mid-summer ball at his manor"
3. "I say, classic Von Douche" *looks at 50 year old lady wearing a tight fitting von Dutch shirt* "so absolutely vile her appearance is... very Von Douche"
2. "So I opined loftly to this landed aristocrat, 'What is your say? von Douche?'. He obviously didnt invite me to the mid-summer ball at his manor"
3. "I say, classic Von Douche" *looks at 50 year old lady wearing a tight fitting von Dutch shirt* "so absolutely vile her appearance is... very Von Douche"
by The Sneak September 15, 2004
Get the Von Douche mug.A male who's favorite quality about himself is his muscular definition. He likes to think all on-lookers are impressed (and envious) of his muscles, but really all non-Muscle-Douches laugh at the Muscle-Douche's self-opinion. A Muscle-Douche tends to: work out frequently with the sole purpose of enhancing his appearance, talk about working out, always flex a little when body is exposed, and lower his voice a tad bit until it becomes a natural habit. Researchers say 70% of Muscle-Douches are insecure about the size of their penis
Leonard: "Why does Chad always flex in the showers?"
Stevie: "I don't know dude... Chad's such a Muscle-Douche"
Stevie: "I don't know dude... Chad's such a Muscle-Douche"
by youngdubbyrox June 9, 2011
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