dolphin

someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck

teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile

student2: damn she is a dolphin

by ooby24 May 22, 2016

super tiny dolphin

(1) A word to use to keep someone innocent when talking the topic of STDs.

(2) A word for the acronym STD

Hey, do you think Tulisa will give me a super tiny dolphin tonight? I'm feeling lucky!

by Queen of the valley May 22, 2016

punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

sad dolphin

Someone who went to the international dolphins festival and lost his wallet. When he realized his wallet was lost he said: "fuck! My wallet"

I met a sad dolphin today. He looked depressed so I gave him a dollar.

by SpawnCheese December 20, 2020

The Dolphin

Testing whether you can suck your own dick by touching it with your nose while you are hard.

Last night I tried the Dolphin and I could do it. Been doing a lot of training.

by QuakerOtis October 6, 2021

DOLPHIN

A vagina.

I cant wait to ride your 🐬(dolphin.)

by SATASHINAKAMOTOBOAT July 29, 2021

dolphin

a very generous discord user who likes all of his non-existent friends

that person is a really good dolphin

by anonymous.dolphin June 23, 2021