Dave

The unwanted liquid found in the likes of ketchup bottles, yogurts, and soft cheese.

Tash: Ugh, I've just opened the Philadelphia and it's full of Dave.

Lee: Gutted

by Fizzle S January 23, 2022

Dave

The shermiest of sherms

Anyone: Hop on Sea of Thieves

(Kids named Dave): no

by AsherRabbit January 27, 2022

Dave

White guy who likes white chocolates and white wine. Usually British and calls himself awesome.

You're such a dave!

by caliper January 28, 2022

Dave

The man who rescued chipmunks

Dave is one of the protagonists in Alvin and the Chipmunks

by I_Like_Ducks February 4, 2022

Daveonics

The words of an intelligent man

Daveonics comes out after consuming 12+ coors lights

by Tyty69guy February 13, 2022

dave

the most creepy and animalistic kind of man you will ever meet. he is stuck in the past and in love with young girls. #andrea

Dave is my landlord and can kiss my ass

by bossassbitch69swagalicious March 2, 2022

Dave Suss Moguss

dave is a no legged man that has a friend named bambi that is litterly insane and dave has a adoptive son called tristan who looks that he was born in chernobyl lol L ratio bozo. Dave is the best singer ever, he has a wheelchair, has 25 years old and freezes people in his basement or just kills them lol because of a wrong math question

Guy1:u like dave suss moguss?
Guy2(aka me):yassss

by rtvs May 24, 2022