dave is a no legged man that has a friend named bambi that is litterly insane and dave has a adoptive son called tristan who looks that he was born in chernobyl lol L ratio bozo. Dave is the best singer ever, he has a wheelchair, has 25 years old and freezes people in his basement or just kills them lol because of a wrong math question
Guy1:u like dave suss moguss?
Guy2(aka me):yassss
by rtvs May 24, 2022
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