Direct opener

clearly show them your feelin' them

i hit dat bitch wit a direct opener like can i take u to da room n tap dat

by chrineyy May 4, 2010

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava

Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day

by Mr SwagManYep September 25, 2016

direce

A bum ass niqqa that will never amount to shit
A wanna be cool kid
A hoe with nothing better to do with his life but hurt females

I dated a direce he was a bum!.

by _royal_gangster_ August 2, 2016

dirtz

When you're an european with an american keyboard...
You just misspelled 'dirty'

Martin: Yo, yesterday I was hangin' in the park when some dirtz dudes came along...

Michael: And today you came along an american keyboard?

by PatrikRocker May 12, 2016

directorial debut

When your spouse/partner/team mate makes all the plans of the day and it comes out perfectly because they've successfully made all the decisions on the spot and directed the entire day better than the other(s) would have normally done.

Herman's directorial debut was of the likes of ferris bueller planning a day out of school.

by hermburger March 13, 2017

diresplash

A cool YouTuber that everyone should subscribe to

Is that diresplash

by Diresplash March 23, 2017