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The Dutch Divingboard

Whilst receiving a blow job, on the verge of ejaculation pull back on your woman's head with one hand and press down on your johnson with the other. After lining up her chin with the projected path of recoil.. release. The spring-loaded wang will then rocket upward pounding the chin of the unsuspecting female resulting in a explosive orgasm, drenching her neck and chest with cum in a splash-like manner; Not unlike a divingboard.
EX 1
Phil: "I can't get Heather to shut up. How do you deal with Amanda?"

Steve: "In desperate times I just give her The Dutch Divingboard. That'll shut her up."

EX 2
Heather: "Why are you talking so funny?"

Amanda: "That jackass, Steve, gave me a dutch divingboard earlier and I bit the shit out of my tongue."
by Blake Kahn October 3, 2008
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Disingenuous

Maintaining an air of credibility when faced with your own lack of sincerity and honesty.

Rarely successful.
Mike: Fancy getting together later?
Jane: Won't your girlfriend mind?
Mike: What girlfriend?
Jane: The one you're in a relationship with on facebook?
Mike: That's nothing, we only went out a couple of times, nothing's happening!
Jane: Maybe you should tell her that :-)
Fleur: That's disingenuous mate!
by Angel_k April 12, 2011
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dumpster diving

when a male breaks up with his girlfriend and then in desperate times either days or months down the road he goes back to the girl (hes looking in the dumpster for the old garbage he threw away hoping to find it and get a piece of ass). weve all meet these people before
man1 asks what man 2 did last nite

man2 responds to man1 by saying he was with his ex last nite

then man1 says to man2 so you were dumpster diving
by fartmagic July 5, 2007
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Diving in them DMs

When you hit-up a girl by Direct Messaging her.
Ayye she's single! Dive in them DMs!!
*Hops on computer and Facebook Msgs Her* (Diving in them dms)
by imLTyme November 1, 2014
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smut diving

1) Sticking your penis into the vagina of the skankiest skanks of all skanks

2) Going down on a disgusting hoe

3) Taking the easiest, nasiest hoe you find home
Hey, what did you do this weekend??? I ended up smut diving.

I can't believe I went smut diving agian this weekend.

One of my weekend hobbies is smut diving.
by smut diver 4 life September 21, 2009
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Swizzle Dicking

Taking a females drink then dipping + swizzling it with a penis over 8". After stirring the drink remove penis and have the leavings sucked off. ..works best with a pena colada type drink, aka penis colada
I hear she's into swizzle dicking
by Clive Wreckless Abanadon June 22, 2015
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Shadow Dicking

The act of one or more shining a flashlight at their penis in a dark room to create interesting shapes on the wall which sometimes resemble animals.
A. Last night we got together and were shadow dicking for hours.

B. When I'm shadow dicking by myself I use an LED light .
by SirapT February 2, 2017
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