Dan Hurst

professional pipe cleaner and pipe layer. Father of 4(all that’s known so far). He was born into poverty and struggled as a young boy. He was beaten as a kid and decided to take all his anger out on his sons Ethan’s cock. Ethan’s shaft just kept getting more girth and kept getting more Continental drift . He struck every day with people bullying him for his super wide cock.

I need anal. BETTER CALL DAN HURST

by Ethan Hurst (Dans Son) December 6, 2021

Dirty Dan

An action or thing that would be considered to be very slick or grimy.

"He took her out for dinner and didn't even pay"

"Damn, he did the Dirty Dan"

by Henry Dubois The Fourth May 4, 2018

dan sasquatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasquatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasquatch.

by bucketkilla November 9, 2008

Dan Schneider

A disgraced TV producer and Creator of Love Action Prime Time Nickelodeon Teen Coming of Age TV Sitcoms who a child abusing molester and The Biggest Douche In the Universe!

Two Friends watching Head of The Class
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!

by LordWeathermort January 20, 2023

Docking dan

When 2 men put there privates head to head and high five and scream docking dan bro!

Paul and pete are docking dan tonight wanna drink a bud light and watch!

by 8116 March 15, 2017

Dan Mosavi

Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.

Dan: Don’t tell me how to suck eggs I’m dan mosavi for gods sake.

by Clout Monster October 29, 2018

DSO Dan

A type of person that will always smile, even if they have just stepped on a piece of Lego, smacked in the face or crashed their car.

That person just crashed their car, but are still smiling, Are they on something? No, he is acting like a DSO Dan.

by DSO Dan February 3, 2017