Cum Cemetary

A vagina belonging to a permiscuous girl or rectal region of a man that has had many deposits of sperm. Which die and therfore become a cemetary.

"That bitch is such a cum cemetary"

by The master of Sax December 6, 2009

cum crippled

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled

After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.

by joerazz64 October 18, 2010

Cum Font

A font typically used on porn sites where the title text appears to be written in semen.

I rented a great porn dvd and the cover box had great graphics on it including the title written in a milky 'cum font'.

by LC Stanford January 13, 2010

Cum snap

When you send a snap chat with a load of semen in it, it's a cum snap

Send yer wan a cum snap

by Pitagnaileous March 11, 2019

Pizza Cum

The flavour of one's cum after over-consumption of pizza. Comes with variety of flavours depending on the toppings on said pizza.

James eats so much pizza, when he gets a blowjob, the giver always tastes the flavour of "pizza cum" when he blows his load in them making them swallow because it was that delicious.

by DrArmageddon August 11, 2017

Cum Nazi

Cum Nazi is a "catch all" term for an entity, situation or item that stops the delivery of ejaculatory fluid in any capacity or uses lack of sex as forfeit. For example a prophylactic could be referred to as a Cum Nazi, or a female who is punishing a significant other by withdrawing copulation.

Can also be a term for a more serious form of cock block.

Example one:
"Damn, Sharon hasn't has sex with me since she found my stash of jazz mags." - Person one.
"She sounds like a real Cum Nazi, bro."
Example two:
"I hate condoms, they are just Cum Nazis."

by Life-Form August 26, 2019

Cum guy

A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.

Oswaldo is Harry's cum guy. Oswaldo has been searching for that bastards cum for days.

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018