Crying over spilled milk

When a man jerks off too soon and exhausts his cum supply before he has a chance to stick it in a woman's pussy.

He: I'm already out
Her: It's no use crying over spilled milk

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

you make the baby Jesus cry

something some one says when they are shocked at what you just said

Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.

by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

makes even a real man cry

Something awful and disdainful, horrific and sad. What makes puppies die and devil salute. When a real man cries it is only because something truly horrible has happened, like a death in a family, betrayal, death of a close friend, awful fight with the woman he loves (if she hurt him) and death of millions. Contrary to popular belief real man does cry, sometimes even in public (as he is not afraid to show that he cares).

When Roger saw the village burn to the ground, little tear slid down his cheek. That sight makes even a real man cry.

by Paetar October 7, 2010

Never Gonna Let You Cry

You will never live this down, Mike.

Me: Holy shit I got rickrolled
Mike: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna let you cry
Never gonna- wait shit
Me: NEVER GONNA LET YOU CRY
Mike: GOD DAMN IT

by ThatPersonYouHate February 20, 2022

cry like a little bitch hotline

A word That Kubz scouts said

"This isn't cry like a little bitch hotline"

by •W3ird0• November 1, 2021

making your third eye cry

Having a wank which leads to sperm coming from the japseye(making your third eye cry)

" God you seem stressed have you been making your third eye cry lately?"

by stevie da beast October 17, 2006

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022