cream tie

When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.

“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating, I totally cream tied myself”

“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”

by Bill Simonsonson November 9, 2019

ice cream

ice cream in cold

ice cream is not good 4 u

by rosharusasar July 19, 2021

Cream Cork

When semen from a prior ejaculation blocks the urethra, creating a barrier that the urine must break during urination. This can result in multiple streams, usually in different directions.

My buddy John got a cream cork got piss all over my fucking toilet.

by El Guepardo May 1, 2023

Clotted cream

Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it

I hooked up with them last night and saved the clotted cream for my scone this morning

by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022

butthole cream

Butthole cream: when you anal masturbate untill your butthole begins to make a white creamy liquid at smells like sprem

Oh my God keep it up and your going to make my butthole cream

by Jonny small cock September 19, 2016

cream beaver

When you nut on your girls stomach then slap the cum puddle with your dick resembling a beaver slapping the water with its tail.

Bro, I gave my girl the best cream beaver after having dinner with her family.

by koth koth January 25, 2018

Cigarette cream

Cumming inside a old smoker

I’ve been down bad recently I brought home Barbara and give her the ol’ cigarette cream

by Badlilnub January 21, 2022